At work we are preparing for inventory. I am part of the "blitz" team. We go though the store and scan every single fucking thing in the store to make sure it scans. My initial thoughts were why the hell it aint checked at the damn door? So my day started early, 6 am to avoid as many customers as possible. The store is strangley still and quiet except for the muzak you ever listen to the words? Shits kinda deep softly playing in the background I wonder how much money they'd save turning this shit off at closing? We have scanner guns to let us know whats scanning in our system and whats not. It beeps every time you get a good scan. Beep beep beep is all you hear through the store. Its mindless for the most part so I allow my thoughts to wander off to where it wants.
How the hell I end up with the wall of jeans? Shits above my head and so neat. Little chit chat about our days, the dread of inventory. Beep beep. Keep the jeans nice and neat, don't mess them up...aw fuck it. Time seems to fly by, coworkers start to arrive.
Coworker "Hey hey all those jeans scan!!!"
"Yea I see that but it would of been nice to know before I started"
"Oh my goodness they were so neat"
"They still are!" BITCH
"NO they aren't" Sad face
Yea I know they is fucked up now huh? "Im just here to make sure they scan" skank
"Well who's going to refold them now?"
uh...you dumb ass "I'm the blitz team, I'm just here to make sure things scan, Ive done my job, now you can do yours"
"Dont worry about it just dont worry bout it"
bitch do I look concerned at all? "Ok!"
Beep beep beep
Stores opening, worst time of day here come the mindless shopper with their dumb ass questions
Dumb Customer "Excuse me, where is the ATM?"
under the big fucking letters that say ATM dumbass!!!
"Right behind you ma'am"
"If it woulda been a snake it woulda bit me" wish we had deadly snakes in the store
They move infront me even though they seeing me working, behind me invading my space. Beep beep.
DUMBER Customer "Can you tell me how much this costs?"
Are you forfuckingreal?? "The price is on there sir"
"Oh ok, just making sure its the right price, its 30% off right?"
I see the big ass sign, you MUST see it too "Yes sir"
"How much will that be?"
Do I look like a fuckin calculator?? "I'm not sure, they will tell you at the register"
Damn I hate people some days.
Beep beep
Thank goodness my day is almost half way done, coming in early means leaving early.
Manager "We need your help in electronics"
Muthafucka "I'm blitz team today"
"Well, we need you over there"
Gatdamn it "yes sir, what do you need me to do?"
"Check the connections to Barber/Beauty, they are getting picture but no sound"
I guess I'm the only one here today that can trouble shoot shit I aint paid for huh?
"Here's the plug sir lazy ass, Im not sure nor do I really give a damn how it came out, call and see if they have sound now"
"Yep they are good to go, thanks"
"You're not fucking welcome! Be sure to tell them next time they fuckin' mess up my sons hair they gonna lose sound again. My baby's hair line aint come in straight yet, fuckers.
My day finally ended, the coworker whined to the managers who chastised me. Miscounted some shit got chastised again. Wide eyed "I'm sorry I did what? Didn't mean to..." for the male managers. Make the females ones laugh about my fuck ups, its all good at the end of the day, then theres always tomorrow. I'm dusting off my resume.
How the hell I end up with the wall of jeans? Shits above my head and so neat. Little chit chat about our days, the dread of inventory. Beep beep. Keep the jeans nice and neat, don't mess them up...aw fuck it. Time seems to fly by, coworkers start to arrive.
Coworker "Hey hey all those jeans scan!!!"
"Yea I see that but it would of been nice to know before I started"
"Oh my goodness they were so neat"
"They still are!" BITCH
"NO they aren't" Sad face
Yea I know they is fucked up now huh? "Im just here to make sure they scan" skank
"Well who's going to refold them now?"
uh...you dumb ass "I'm the blitz team, I'm just here to make sure things scan, Ive done my job, now you can do yours"
"Dont worry about it just dont worry bout it"
bitch do I look concerned at all? "Ok!"
Beep beep beep
Stores opening, worst time of day here come the mindless shopper with their dumb ass questions
Dumb Customer "Excuse me, where is the ATM?"
under the big fucking letters that say ATM dumbass!!!
"Right behind you ma'am"
"If it woulda been a snake it woulda bit me" wish we had deadly snakes in the store
They move infront me even though they seeing me working, behind me invading my space. Beep beep.
DUMBER Customer "Can you tell me how much this costs?"
Are you forfuckingreal?? "The price is on there sir"
"Oh ok, just making sure its the right price, its 30% off right?"
I see the big ass sign, you MUST see it too "Yes sir"
"How much will that be?"
Do I look like a fuckin calculator?? "I'm not sure, they will tell you at the register"
Damn I hate people some days.
Beep beep
Thank goodness my day is almost half way done, coming in early means leaving early.
Manager "We need your help in electronics"
Muthafucka "I'm blitz team today"
"Well, we need you over there"
Gatdamn it "yes sir, what do you need me to do?"
"Check the connections to Barber/Beauty, they are getting picture but no sound"
I guess I'm the only one here today that can trouble shoot shit I aint paid for huh?
"Here's the plug sir lazy ass, Im not sure nor do I really give a damn how it came out, call and see if they have sound now"
"Yep they are good to go, thanks"
"You're not fucking welcome! Be sure to tell them next time they fuckin' mess up my sons hair they gonna lose sound again. My baby's hair line aint come in straight yet, fuckers.
My day finally ended, the coworker whined to the managers who chastised me. Miscounted some shit got chastised again. Wide eyed "I'm sorry I did what? Didn't mean to..." for the male managers. Make the females ones laugh about my fuck ups, its all good at the end of the day, then theres always tomorrow. I'm dusting off my resume.
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