Premier Customer Service

1. People are dumb.
2. The price is different cause the product is different.
3. If you cant do the math in your head, what the fuck makes you think I can?
4. Yes, I can price match.  If you can prove it, liar liar.
5. I am not being rude just because I am not being polite.
6. If you gotta put a Coach purse on layaway, you cant afford it.
7. I don't give a fuck what rank your husband is, you still just a bitch with an ID.
8. This ain't a playground, control your kids.
9. I don't own or know about half the shit I sell, but I can make you think I do.
10. I DO get a commission so buy it!
11. I lie all day.
12. If I walk away, don't follow me, I'm done with you.
13. Speak back bitch, I'm tryin to be courteous.
14. I'm NOT beneath you.
15. Bitch, been there done that out ranked you.
16. Old white men are pervs.
17. The Managers don't give a fuck when you complain, they are sick of you too.
18. I know when you are lying.
19. I will confiscate your ID and I like that you are pissed I did.
20. Privilege is defined by exclusivity, unauthorized patrons CAN NOT shop here, I don't care who got you in.
21. LOOK FOR IT
22. I need a new job.