Thursday, July 29, 2010

Fuckin Leo's



Literally (I crack myself up sometimes)
I like reading about astrology.  I like how your personality is based on the time of year you were born.  When realistically I think just about anyone can read any of the signs and relate to it.  I don't totally agree with it, its dam sure not my core belief, I don't start my day based on my horoscope, but I do find it kind of fascinating.  Sometimes its on point.  I was doing some reading today (I really need to find something more productive to do on my days off), and I found some interesting points about Leo (him) and Libra (me).


Anyone who is so lucky lucky?? to have a Leo in your life brace yourself, for the boss will become bossier in the coming weeks! And it aint gon stop (dont correct my shit, im being ghetto) But just as much as the lion or lioness is imperious, they are equally warm-spirited and very generous . . . and not just with their possessions but with their love, affection and loyalty. When a Leo loves, they do so with every fiber of their being and the beneficiary of such adoration will always feel safe and secure true true. To live in peace with such royalty, you must be loyal note to self google definition and attentive for if you waver you can stir up their possessive, controlling and over reactive tendencies. Thats so VERY true The lion/lioness are true rulers of their “jungle” and if their authority is ever, for one moment, challenged or questioned just stand by and be ready for damage control . . . don’t be foolish, you can’t beat a lion its own house. Where theres a will, theres a way Tread light. Excellent advice actually
On the flip-side, however, it’s best not to tamper with a Leo’s trust or feelings, they’re rather sensitive! Yes, sensitive. Understatement!  If you do, know that you’ve awakened a sleeping beast. When this astral sign feels, in any way, betrayed or violated or if you fuck someone else he/she will strike without mercy “the pounce of punishment,” if you will. Yeah, kinda sucks You can’t escape it. This sign can be vicious with words and follow it up with a crucial silent treatment that shows no signs of breaking. uh...fosho
The problem with Libra and Leo is that Leo in love matters forgets that they have a life too and they often make their lover their first priority almost in every thing... so dealing with libra for love is best way to not to get into them so much...and use balance tactic, talk when required and give as much space as you can and be very very clear. Libra has tendency to destroy leo ....and thats the practical fact. Only when there are no options left....Or some days just for fun. 


Libra women are most likely to marry Taurus and Libra men, and to divorce Leos. Although Leo is theoretically a compatible sign, Libra flirtatiousness and Leo’s need to be the center of attention may not always mix well in a romantic relationship Fact! This is why I read this shit. Libra women are least likely to divorce Libra men.
A clue to what just might be wrong with his ass! hmmmm?









I got carded for beer today!!! LOL

GA

It was my first time to Georgia.  I was reluctant to go.  I didn't want to make the long ass drive.  I cant imagine any place as home, but home.  Georgia was even further than home.  I'm heading south when I should be heading north!!!  To my surprise, I liked it, no loved it!  I guess a big part of my loving GA is due to the fact my daughter will soon leave me for it.

I see in GA beauty, its really pretty there, much more so than TX.  There are hills and valleys, no mountains but I cant always have it all.  I see me there, it felt comfortable, it felt like home to my nomad soul.  I see opportunity and change a fresh start.  IF I do move there I am not sure if I will continue to feel this way, I even have a new blog in mind "A northerns girl to surviving down south".  There are so many things there I noticed that aren't me, never really has been and nothing I want to be.  For instance it seemed as if every female was dressed for an impromptu video shoot. Heels, weave, make up dressed nice, EVERYWHERE I went.  Shopping for clothes or foods, at the car wash, at the fourth of July fire works show at the park walkin all through grass and shit!! Who does that?? Females in GA is who.  I most comfy in jeans and tshirt minimal make up if any at all, flip flops.  Also they all, well most, seemed to have this brash bader than you attitude.  They define the black stereotype.  Its kinda intimidating.  I dont know how well I would fit in.  My kids seemed to love the idea of moving.  I dont know what my future has in store for me, but GA is definitely now an option.  As long as I'm near a military base and have access to my Asian foods I can make a home anywhere!!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Road trip tips



  • 14 hours is a long ass time
  • drinking two 5 hour energy's will not give you ten hours of energy
  • it will however make you shake like a crack head for about 3
  • when the speed limit reads 70, that means its ok to go 80 to 85ish
  • mini vans weren't built to go more than 90 MPH
  • dogs sweat
  • drive+determination+5hr energy+energy pills will kick tired and common sense's ass any day
  • gotta piss will slaughter em both
  • the little 5hr energy shots make me burp and piss like I drank a 40 (do they still make those?)
  • TomTom is a dumb dumb should HAVE got the Garmin
  • TomTom would give me a ETA and I would try to roll back the time by speeding, fun game at 4 in the morning
  • Midnight is the best time to leave
  • Wear fresh contact lenses
  • When driving down a dark road TomTom hollerin at you will scare the shit out of you and the dog
  • Invest in a kennel stay for puppy
  • Still no speeding ticket
  • Take quick naps on the straight always, hitting the bumps will wake you in time and you will be refreshed
  • When you start seein shit that's not there, like a bicycle rider in the middle of the road, pull over for more energy
  • That last turn into the drive way is like seeing the pearly gates open for you (I assume)
  • When its raining to hard to see, get behind a 18 wheeler, follow at a safe distance (duh)
  • if you extend the trucker courtesy to the truck drivers they will have your back, blink safe to move over, blink blink thanks, blink blink blink popo
  • 14 hours is a long ass muthafuckin time